Santa's Carb-Loading Season Greeting Card

Bring a jolly dose of carbs and confidence to your holiday lineup with this delightfully snarky Christmas card. Featuring a carefree, cookie-loving Santa in his festive red shorts, this card is perfect for anyone who believes the season is best celebrated with snacks, sass, and self-love. It’s cozy, cheeky, and unapologetically body positive, just like your favorite holiday host.

Perfect for:

• Your snack-loving friends

• Holiday humor enthusiasts

• Naughty list regulars

• Anyone who wants Santa served with extra sugar

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